Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Evil Slovenian Handball Team Dream


My old boss said I had really good time management skills, I'm proud of that and I will mention it whenever I have a chance, literally. 

- Random guy: What day is it today?
- Me: Oh, that is indeed a good question my friend. You know, my old boss told me I have really good time management skills, so you chose the right person to ask.
- Random guy: Uhh...okay {Slowly walking away}

BUT, not this week. I normally schedule myself so that I have stuff to do everyday, but not too much. That didn't happen this week. And I guess this general lazyness has had an effect in my dreams, because they have been SO boring. Two examples:

- The Lost Wallet Dream: who hasn't dreamed this?! And I never got to find it.
- The Empty Sausage Pack Dream: that was it. There was an empty three-sausage pack in my fridge. In the dream I get mad because no one bothered to put it in the trash. I put it in the trash, and then I get mad at the sausage factories because making packs with three units is nonsense. (Even though it's not, hot dog bread comes in six-packs so they should make an agreement with sausage factories so that they only sell multiples of three sausages in a pack)

ANYWAY.

I had this dream from last week, which I didn't want to post yet. It is somehow scary, since I see myself being a bit mean. Only a bit, you'll see. It's also interesting because I know where some things in the dream come from.

So, I was playing with an old friend from school on the street, we didn't have a ball though, so we were rolling up socks to make it. We called it "sockball". Genius!

Soon after, the sockball went too far, and we shouted but no one wanted to throw it back. I run to pick it, but suddenly a huge group of people come my way, and they drag me far from where I was. It turns out I'm now in a gym, and there is the National Handball Female Team From Slovenia. I think this is my best chance to borrow a ball, so I ask them, but they start punching and bullying me. I get really mad, and grab the captain by the arm, make her open her mouth and start scratching her inside the mouth, in the internal side of the cheek, until it bleeds. Then, I run, and wake up.

First of all, I would never do that. Probably. BUT I know where it came from, as I said. Specifically, it came from a movie I had watched a few days ago, The Seasoning House. You can see the trailer here, in case you're interested. It's a story about the revenge of a girl, and in one of the scenes, she grabs a knife and mutilates one of the bad guys's mouth from the inside, and it's pretty impressive. 

This is it for today, not really proud of the drawing, by the way. The girl in the middle looks like she has a nosebleed, but I do like the face of the tall one, there is always someone not too intelligent in the badass group at school, and that's her.







8 comments:

  1. Cool posting. I never remember my dreams. Did you draw that picture?

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    1. Thanks! I sometimes just remember two or three things, but I guess I'm lucky I remember that much! And yeah, the pictures are mine. I hate this one, though!

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  2. your drawings!! how I wish I could draw as good as you too :(

    zl-ching.blogspot.com

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    1. Thanks a lot! I'm sure it's not that bad, and anyway, you have a great blog :)

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  3. Lmao at your conversation with a random guy it kind of explains why you used to get told not to talk to strangers ;P Your drawing is good! I don't know why you don't like it? - I once made Dora the Explorer look like a kids nightmare

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    1. Haha exactly, I don't talk to strangers for their own good, not for personal safety! Thanks for the compliments on my drawing, for some reason I don't like it, but you're welcome to send me that Dora to cheer me up!

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    2. Are you feeling sad then? Unfortunately the drawing was taken by the mum of the girl I drew it for and the little girl loved it for some reason unbeknownst to me. How would I send you a drawing anyway? - I don't think it's possible to add a picture to a comment so I may add a computerised drawing on my next blog just for you

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    3. Haha, if I have to pretend being sad to get that drawing, I will! The cheering up was more about my lack of drawing skills in this one, though! And well, kids are a mistery, but don't worry, she'll grow up and will hate your Dora and will say to herself: Oh God, what was I thinking...

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